Hello from a merlotmonster

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Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by Merlotmonster » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:34 pm

Hi all,

I am Snafu's official stalker so thought it only appropriate to say hello to everyone on here!

I can normally been seen annoying people on another forum or two, but was tempted on here as the work computer lets me on this one! Boredom problem solved :slbi:

anyway, I usually talk a load of rubbish and its generally drink related so thought I would fit in well... :slzi:

hello and happy new year to you all..

Merl.. :slby: :sltm:
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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by Nighthawk » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:40 pm

Bout time Snafu had a stalker... it gives me a break.. lol Welcome aboard matey! :sltm:
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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by Merlotmonster » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:45 pm

Snafu will start to get a big head if he has two stalkers....we can do alternate days??? :slch:

I think I need to get myself an avatar....not great on the computers so need to suss it out. Am liking yours however....self portrait??
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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by slabber » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:51 pm

Fancy seeing you on here you little old wine drinker you :slgo: :slt: :sltm:

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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by Merlotmonster » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:58 pm

THM????


I recognise your gratuitous use of smilies.....


not touched a drop today so have NO idea what you are suggesting.... :slshh:
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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by slabber » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:03 pm

Merlotmonster wrote:THM????


I recognise your gratuitous use of smilies.....


not touched a drop today so have NO idea what you are suggesting.... :slshh:
The one and only :slcud: welcome to the dark side. I have a different user name on here, this place is my spiritual home, UKPOL is where I hang round and be stupid :slbi: :slbi:

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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by Merlotmonster » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:19 pm

Yey!!! :slhoo: :il:

Am I allowed to be rude to you on here then or do I have to be on my best behaviour?... :slst: (you know I find that rather difficult.... :slzi: )

So why arent you at work today then? Im rather bored and should be doing some work but still not well.. :slnak: - might sneak off early as the boss isnt around :slshh:
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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by slabber » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:42 pm

Merlotmonster wrote:Yey!!! :slhoo: :il:

Am I allowed to be rude to you on here then or do I have to be on my best behaviour?... :slst: (you know I find that rather difficult.... :slzi: )

So why arent you at work today then? Im rather bored and should be doing some work but still not well.. :slnak: - might sneak off early as the boss isnt around :slshh:
You know you can do anything to me! I'm on leave so i'm a lad of leisure that's providing her indoors stops giving me diy jobs to do! I'm out of the house at the moment posting using my phone, once i'm home normal smilies service will resume;)

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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by Merlotmonster » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:16 pm

You may regret saying that!

LOL re DIY - If your anything like my hubbie, he leaves all the important jobs and does the ones that dont really need doing but he likes...ie anything involving a chainsaw is top of his list!!

...and get you showing off by being mobile and posting...you weirdo... :slch:
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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by TheWanderer » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:28 pm

Feel free to abuse him! New stalkers are welcome as long as they're not red-tabbed ones like Jezzas!

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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by slabber » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:35 pm

TheWanderer wrote:Feel free to abuse him! New stalkers are welcome as long as they're not red-tabbed ones like Jezzas!
Come on TW!! MM is a civvie she won't know what a red tab is, apart from the one that used to be in her gym knickers at school!! :slbe: :slbe: :slbe: :slshh:

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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by Bob Parr » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:49 pm

Bonjour merlot :slgo:


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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by Merlotmonster » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:58 pm

slabber wrote:
TheWanderer wrote:Feel free to abuse him! New stalkers are welcome as long as they're not red-tabbed ones like Jezzas!
Come on TW!! MM is a civvie she won't know what a red tab is, apart from the one that used to be in her gym knickers at school!! :slbe: :slbe: :slbe: :slshh:
Well, I was going to ask as am a bit of a thicko..... :slhoo:

And as for that last remark...well, In going to ignore it....for now.... :slre:
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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by slabber » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:58 pm

Just for you, there are blue tabs which are us common or garden traffic officers. Then you get red tabs which are managers, whether it no stripe which is a team manager or tm for short. This person runs a team, then there is 1 stripe, this is an operations manager or om for short. This person is in charge of a county or area.
Then top of the tree is a regional operations manager with 2 stripes. This is the H.A. Equivolent of a chief constable and runs a region like for instance, the north west. Hope this answers your question. :slgo:

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Re: Hello from a merlotmonster

Post by Daisy » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:31 pm

Greetings! :slby:

I recognise your name, I'm on UKPOL as well but tend to keep my head down a lot more - also I'm under a different name.

Welcome to the forum.

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P.S. That avatar is already in use by someone else.

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